my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
oh my. what a shock. an attractive ADULT actor has sex. safe sex. oh the horror. the horror. how could an actor who was famous as a child ever have sex. my childhood is ruined now that i know she has sex. i never knew she would ever do such a disgusting unnatural thing like have sex. i am appalled. wow.
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
how are your grades?